Carbon the dog (its Spanish for asshole)
I read this recently
When being reproached for ingratitude, Jumo Kenyattha, a Kenyan of the Kikuyu tribe said ´I thank you for helping me how to think, but i reserve the right to determine how i think´
Check out scientist J.B.S Haldane
Feeding time at the zoo, locals call it the zoo
I thought this was good, talking about a guy that was very religious
But i could state without being charged with perjury that he said ´Good Christ´ in this instance.
Did i tell yea about the Welsh guy that has 2 W on his ass, one on each cheek, i wonder how the ´WoW´ looks, i can only imagine.