The life, but not as you know it
So the girls in Vitoria, tell me to Itabuna, so i go, it's amazin, you should eat the fish and all the rest of it, so i do, i'm running low on cash on the way there, so i dont worry, and worry i dont,i cant get money at the bus terminal, but who cares, the next place will do, the next place?
No money, so i go for the weekend, then the plan is to go back to Vitoria, the last night, i meet a guy, he seems cool, speaks Spanish, says 'Slainte' when i'm leaving him, we leave, bu my mind is like 'You gotta buy that guy a beer', so i buy him a beer, we have a beer, i go home, to my tent, one beer too many.
A guy pulls up with Chewns
So the next day, i wake up minus a bag, so i go to the supermarket and wonder 'I'm the only gringo in town, someone as to have my bag', i have an english book in it, notebook, in, english (but you wouldn't understand) ad a chick walks past and she says 'Oh, i have your bag', i already said to myself, if my camera and notebook is in the bag, i dont care and it was.
The holy Owl
So, the next day, the chick is telling me the guy that i bought a beer for was going to go looking for me with the bag, but she said 'No, leave it here', just as well, cos, he stole 2 ?USB Keys and my flash light.
Oppurtiunity creates the thief, and so it goes......all over the world, and who cares? Not the cops, so dont go to them!!