Thursday, 16 December 2010

Happy Chrismas, this year you get this

Santa Clause said you were bold all year, no pictures for you, and let that be a taste of things to come in on.

I know, i know, it's the same deal-e-o, every year, you try and behave yourself, act, look, talk good, you even trim you toe nails, some of you even say the right name during sex and what does Santa Clause give you i ask you? Was it worth it, all that effort for a big fat nothing, maybe a pair of sox, he might as well give you  kick in the arse in January, you get your own sox and behave like a sex crazed baboon on Bon bons.

So, dear pee-pol, i know i haven't been too loyal to ye, not htat i have to, or it's all about give-give, i do this  writing as much for myself as i do for the feedback/laughs some get, life is good and i've been busy doing my thing.

This includes, Yoga every day at lunch time, hanging out, reading, taking in couch surfers.

This morning i decided what my new years resolution would be and before i had the time to reason with myself and quite possibly talk myself out of it, i said 'Do it' and i will, what, what, what? You say? In the next year, i will run a half marathon,  it's still a pretty new idea in the noggin and i havent quite digested what time i should do it, the mind is still trying to come to grips whit all the goings on of last night entailed.

To summaries, last night.

A, Went to the local trivia and proved to myself how much happier i am by not getting many answers right, did i tell you i haven't read any paper or watched any news in the past 3 weeks?

A.1 I invented a trivia name, the name?, it did have people scratching their heads, but i digress

B, Hung out with my ex-housemate Reiley from Canada, drank beers, when we should have stayed put, we went out and got drunk, why not?

C, Went to the local and we got served by a drunk bar tender that was (and i'm not kidding) throwing chairs, we got free beer and tequila (and never paid, he was drunk, it was a sort of a protest!!)

D, Met all the ransoms, and what did i spot, but Swiss, twins, female types, holy god and the baby Jebus!!

E, Got one of their number's, if one of them cant be bothered meeting me, they can send the other, i wont mind or complain, after all they look the same (i wont be saying anything about anyone from Asia here, no matter what floats through my mind)

F, Got home, had another beer, and received my couchsurfer Joanna that jetted in from Germany at about 4am, woke up, read some more of 'Fight Club', it all makes sense, why be any other way?

G, Just finished Yoga

H, Going to Christmas Carol practice later

I, Sent random test messages to see if any of the pee-pol i have in my phone are actually worth knowing 

J, Where is this going? Going....going.. gone.

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